That #UBER life

That uber life:

Passenger: do you like dick or pussy?
Me: you have to ask my boyfriend?
Passenger: ooooohhhh!!! You gay!!! And Indian!!! That's so rare!!! I'm so happy I found you!
Me: k...

That #UBER Life

That uber life:

Me: okay I'm here
Passenger: where are you. I'm standing outside! Oh shit, I put in the wrong address! Oops
Me: .......

That #UBER life

That uber life:

Me: welcome to the uberpool
Passenger 2: I don't want a pool. I want just an uber. This is so stupid. Can you kick her out?
Me: no. But you can call another uber. 
Passenger 1: confused emoticon

That #Uber Life

That uber life:

Passengers: run them over!!
Me: I can't, they're gaysians
Passengers: you already have a gaysian boyfriend, who cares!
Me: o.o

my Phd

I was raised by an Mexican immigrant farmworker who educated herself and became a feminist Chicana activist psychotherapist and dancer.

‪#‎MyPhD‬

HELP ME MOVE TO LA

I WILL BE STARTING MY PHD PROGRAM IN LA IN CRITICAL DANCE STUDIES, AND I NEED SOME HELP WITH MOVING EXPENSES. IF YOU CAN HELP WITH ANY CONTRIBUTION, THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC!! THANK YOU!!

Crows

Chained to sand
Bleeding from the liver
I thought this was a flood
Only a river
Attracting vultures above
My eyes wilted from dry tears
Crows pecking at my back
Holes of worm infested puss
Screams for help unheard from those with medicine or power
Friend watch from afar
Away from infection
This disease is not my own
It's already crippling my country
Too late for me
I vomit pain and disgrace