Sunday, September 20, 2015

That #UBER Life

That uber life:
Me: welcome to my car
Passenger: OMG are you native?
Me: yup
Passenger: OMG you must have amazing smooth skin. All exotic people have the best smooth skin.
Me: confused_rev emoticon

That #UBER life

That uber life:
Passenger: do you like dick or pussy?
Me: you have to ask my boyfriend?
Passenger: ooooohhhh!!! You gay!!! And Indian!!! That's so rare!!! I'm so happy I found you!
Me: k...

That #UBER Life

That uber life:
Me: okay I'm here
Passenger: where are you. I'm standing outside! Oh shit, I put in the wrong address! Oops
Me: .......

That #UBER life

That uber life:
Me: welcome to the uberpool
Passenger 2: I don't want a pool. I want just an uber. This is so stupid. Can you kick her out?
Me: no. But you can call another uber. 
Passenger 1: confused emoticon

That #Uber Life

That uber life:
Passengers: run them over!!
Me: I can't, they're gaysians
Passengers: you already have a gaysian boyfriend, who cares!
Me: o.o

my Phd

I was raised by an Mexican immigrant farmworker who educated herself and became a feminist Chicana activist psychotherapist and dancer.

Friday, September 4, 2015

HELP ME MOVE TO LA

I WILL BE STARTING MY PHD PROGRAM IN LA IN CRITICAL DANCE STUDIES, AND I NEED SOME HELP WITH MOVING EXPENSES. IF YOU CAN HELP WITH ANY CONTRIBUTION, THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC!! THANK YOU!!