Me: do you even know how to eat tacos ?
Boo: yes, duh, GEEZE GOD!!!
Me: NO NO NO NO STOP RIGHT NOW!!
Me: put that taco down. *demonstrates* you see you move some meat to the second tortilla so you get two tacos.
Boo: oh my gosh! Is this Latino wisdom?
Me: yes. Also, this is why you never ask for two tacos, you just say: "TACOTACO"
Boo: OMG is this real life?
Me: colonthree emoticon
Javi : *side eye*